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littlereya:

utanith:

cepheus-starhowl:

burqalicious:

plotwistiambritneyspears:

burqalicious:

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Especially when it’s a vicious rottweiler

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so vicious wow

such threat

very danger

much fear

snipehunt:

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

Are you telling me there’s something in my state that isn’t shitty?

snipehunt:

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

Are you telling me there’s something in my state that isn’t shitty?

princess-of-heart-kairi:

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princess-of-heart-kairi:

mentalbravery:

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ravkan:

equalistmako:

ravkan:

equalistmako:

I JUST GOT ALL FLUSTERED AND FORGOT HOW TO PRONOUNCE WORDS AND ENDED UP ORDERING A “CHICKEN QUESADILDO”

"heres ur order m’am"

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the fact that you can look at “dildo” and think “armadillo" is one of the most innocent things I’ve ever seen in my life

I THOUGHT IT SAID DILLO I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP

jaclcfrost:

being in a school building after hours is a very surreal and creepy thing like if you listen closely you can hear the ghosts of the dreams of children and teachers asking you why you didn’t go to the bathroom during the break

dicksp8jr:

roryamys:

today i was at a cemetery for a field trip and my friend told me a joke so i started laughing and the girl behind me said “stop laughing this is a sacred and holy place” and i said “so is my asshole” and then she started crying

what kind of school takes you to a cemetery for a field trip

Good point

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

does anyone actually buy these or do they just appear in houses when babies are born

yer-a-wizard-castiel:

does anyone actually buy these or do they just appear in houses when babies are born

yeffyaboyuice:

metal-knight:

thechamberofsecrets:

WHAT DOES SEX FEEL LIKE FOR BOYS

WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE FOR GIRLS?

Why don’t you two find out

awwww-cute:

My daughter decided that our new puppy is a princess

awwww-cute:

My daughter decided that our new puppy is a princess